Weekend Update Jokes

Week of September 1st, 2014

California lawmakers passed a bill on Thursday to help reduce the amount of sexual assault on college campuses,’ the governor would like to remind you that the ‘Yes Means Yes’ campaign also encourages you to say ‘please’ and ‘thank you.’

Officially official
Prepping my jokes for the stork club August 8th. Come out! It’s free! 
Thursday, 7 pm Oakland.